6 Jokes For Ruble

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Updated on: Jan 06 2025

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What did the ruble say during its job interview? 'I'm hoping for a position with a lot of 'cents' – and maybe a corner office!
My friend asked if I could lend him a ruble. I said, 'Sure, just give me a 'rub-ceipt' for it!
I accidentally stepped on a ruble. Now I have a 'flat currency' – guess it's not as stable as I thought!
I told my wife I'm investing in rubles. She said, 'Isn't that risky?' I replied, 'Well, it keeps me on my toes – and my wallet slim!
What's a ruble's favorite dance? The 'ruble shuffle' – it always makes the crowd change their 'currency'!
I tried to pay with rubles at the bakery, but they said, 'Sorry, we don't accept 'loaf' currency here!

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