7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For rubbing

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I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.' That's some spine-tingling rubbing info! 📚

My friend got a job at a bakery kneading dough. I told him he's really rubbing people the right way! 🍞

What did the massage therapist say to the stressed-out pencil? 'You need to relax; you're all wound up!' ✏️

I tried to make a belt out of watches. It was a waist of time. Now I'm just rubbing salt in the wound! ⌚

I told my wife I needed more space. So, she locked me outside. Now I have the entire backyard for my solo rubbing sessions! 🌳

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. Turns out, she misunderstood the concept of rubbing it in! 😄

I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won't stop sending me vacation ads. It's really rubbing it in! 💻

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