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Why did the pencil start rowling in the middle of the test? It wanted to draw some attention!
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Why did the scarecrow become a rowling expert? He was outstanding in his field!
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Why did the rowling team go to therapy? They needed help dealing with their collective issues!
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I heard rowling can be a dangerous sport. I guess you could say it has its ups and downs!
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Why did the wizard bring a paddle to the magic duel? He wanted to spellbind his opponent with rowling tricks!
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What's a rowling wizard's favorite song? 'Row, Row, Row Your Boat' – it's spellbindingly catchy!
J.K. Rowling's Magical Twitter Spells
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You know, J.K. Rowling is on Twitter dropping more bombs than Voldemort. I mean, I didn't know a 280-character tweet could cause more chaos than a Dark Arts class at Hogwarts.
Rowling's Quidditch Parent Problems
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J.K. Rowling said that Quidditch was invented in a hotel. That explains the absurd rules – probably came up with them after dealing with hotel Wi-Fi. I can imagine the broomsticks having better connectivity.
Rowling's Invisibility Cloak Mishaps
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J.K. Rowling revealed that the Invisibility Cloak is flawed. No wonder Harry kept getting caught. I bet the tag was still on it. Made in China – that explains a lot.
Rowling and the Mystery of Never-Ending Books
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J.K. Rowling's books are so long; by the time I finish one, I expect the characters to have aged in real life. I mean, do wizards even get arthritis from holding those heavy spell books?
Rowling's Sorting Hat Dilemma
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J.K. Rowling said she regrets putting Ron and Hermione together. I guess even the Sorting Hat can make mistakes. Maybe it needs a prescription for wizard glasses.
Rowling's Wizarding World Budget Cuts
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Did you hear about the wizarding world's budget cuts? Apparently, the Ministry of Magic had to replace the Floo Network with Uber Floo. Now wizards are rating their Apparition instructors.
Rowling's Time-Turner Regrets
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J.K. Rowling regrets giving Hermione a Time-Turner. I mean, who wouldn't want to turn back time? I'd use it to skip through the commercials during the Quidditch World Cup.
Rowling's Patronus Pet Peeves
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J.K. Rowling said her Patronus is an otter. Mine would be a pizza delivery owl. Imagine a majestic owl flying in with a pepperoni and mushroom pizza. That's the kind of magic I need in my life.
Rowling's Polyjuice Potion Mix-Up
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So, J.K. Rowling once considered a prequel about Voldemort's Horcruxes. I guess it would be titled, Harry Potter and the Awkward Family Reunion. You thought your family gatherings were tense!
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