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Why did the row boat refuse to listen to music? Because it didn't want to rock the boat!
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What did the row boat do when it got sick? It went to the dock for some row-covery!
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Did you hear about the row boat that went to law school? It became a row-yer!
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Why did the row boat get a traffic ticket? Because it didn't have oar-insurance!
Row, Row, Your Boat... Gently Through Traffic
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You know you're a true rower when you get stuck in traffic and start thinking, I could be rowing right now, gliding smoothly down a lake, instead of inching forward with my foot on the brake.
Rowing Lessons for Geese
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I saw a bunch of geese attempting to row across the lake. It was like a scene from a bird version of Titanic. Note to geese: Stick to flying; it's what you're good at. Rowing is for us humans, the species with oars and GPS.
Rowing vs. Netflix
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Rowing is like the original Netflix and chill. None of this binge-watching nonsense; it's row a bit, chill a bit, row a bit more. It's cardio and relaxation all rolled into one, literally!
Rowing Resolutions
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I made a New Year's resolution to row more. Two weeks in, I realized it's easier to make resolutions than to row against the current. The current always wins, just like that second piece of cake I promised not to eat.
Row Boat Rodeo
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You ever been in a rowboat? It's like participating in the Rodeo for people who don't own horses. You're just there, holding on for dear life, hoping the lake doesn't throw you off its back!
Row Boat Romance
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They say a rowboat is the most romantic place on Earth. Clearly, these people have never tried rowing with someone who can't tell the difference between left and right. It's less Notebook and more Navigation Nightmare.
Row Boat Rebellion
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If you want to start a rebellion, forget about tanks and armies; just give everyone a rowboat and put them in a regatta. Trust me; by the end of the race, they'll be overthrowing governments and demanding better rowing conditions!
The Titanic Effect
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Rowing a boat is the closest most of us will get to feeling like we're on the Titanic. Except, instead of a majestic ship, it's a tiny boat, and instead of romance, it's just two people arguing about who's not pulling their weight.
Row Boat Therapy
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They say rowing is therapeutic. Yeah, right! The only therapy I get is a workout for my arms and a chance to scream at the ducks for not understanding the concept of personal space.
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