5 Jokes For Row Boat

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 17 2025

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The Competitive Rowers

Trying to out-row each other
One guy in the race was rowing backward to show off. I said, "Hey, this isn't a row-versing competition!

The Overenthusiastic Tourist

Being overly excited about every little thing on the boat
I saw a fish during the row boat tour, and the guide got so thrilled, he gave it a Yelp review. "Five stars for swimming skills, zero stars for conversation.

The Lazy Passenger

Avoiding rowing at all costs
I joined a row boat gym. Turns out, it's just a bunch of people sitting in boats, complaining about how heavy the oars are.

The Romantic Couple

Trying to have a romantic moment while rowing
I told my partner, "Let's row into the sunset together." They rowed into a patch of seaweed, and now I have a seaweed bouquet.

The Row Boat Captain

Dealing with inexperienced rowers
My row boat crew is so bad, they think "port" is where you plug in your phone and "starboard" is a new brand of coffee.

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