17 Jokes For Rosa

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Updated on: Jul 08 2025

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What did the rose say to the rain? 'Stop dropping in unannounced!
What did the rose say to the sun? 'You make me bloom with happiness every day!
I tried to make a rose pun, but it just didn't bloom. I guess my humor is a bit thorny!
What do you call a rose that wants to be left alone? A 'blooming' introvert!
Why did the rose turn red? It saw the salad dressing!
Why did the gardener bring a ladder to the rose garden? To reach the high petals!
I asked my rose if it believes in love at first sight. It said, 'I'll have to smell you first.

Rosa's Ghostly Advice Column

Rosa started an advice column for ghosts. Dear Rosa, my chains keep rattling at midnight, and I can't sleep. What should I do? Rosa replies, Have you tried meditation? And maybe oil those chains, they could use some WD-40.

The Ghost of Rosa

You ever notice how ghosts always have these unfinished businesses? I mean, if I were a ghost, my unfinished business would probably be trying to figure out why I bought a lifetime supply of socks. But then there's Rosa, haunting people like she's got a PhD in unfinished drama.

Rosa's Ghost Cooking Show

Rosa's got a cooking show in the afterlife. She's like, Today, we're making ghost pepper soup. Warning: it's so spicy, even I can't taste it!

When Rosa Met Casper

You know Rosa met Casper once? It was like the ghost version of a celebrity encounter. Casper's all friendly, and Rosa's like, Back in my day, ghosts were mysterious, not making friends with every living being!

Rosa's Failed Ghost Pranks

Rosa tried to play a prank on me the other day. She moved my coffee mug to the other side of the table. Real spooky, Rosa. I was more annoyed that I couldn't find my coffee.

Haunted House-Hunting with Rosa

I tried to buy a haunted house once. Thought it would be a real estate steal, you know? But Rosa was the realtor. She kept whispering, You should buy this one, it has character... and a resident ghost, rent-free!

Rosa, the Ghostly Life Coach

I met Rosa the other day. She's like the ghost life coach. She floats into your room and goes, Have you achieved your dreams? I'm like, Rosa, I'm trying to get eight hours of sleep; dreams can wait.

Rosa's Ghost Dating Service

Rosa's now trying to set up ghostly blind dates. She's like, He's been single for 200 years, you've been single for 50, it's a match made in the afterlife!

Rosa's Ghost Support Group

I imagine Rosa hosting a ghost support group. Hi, I'm Rosa, and I've been haunting people for 150 years. Meanwhile, Casper's in the corner going, I just want to make friends, guys!

Rosa's Ghostly Yelp Reviews

Imagine ghosts leaving Yelp reviews. Rosa haunted me for weeks. Would not recommend. One star. And Rosa's there defending herself, I added an ethereal ambiance, what more do they want?

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