7+ Best One Liners Jokes For rosa

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Why did the rose bring a date to the garden party? It didn't want to be a wallflower!

I gave my friend a rose and a thistle. He asked, 'What's the point?

Why did the bee choose the rose? It heard it had the sweetest 'petal' around!

Why did the rose blush? It saw the gardener changing its soil!

I told a rose a joke, but it didn't laugh. It has no sense of humor—too thorny!

I bought my friend a rose for his birthday. He said, 'I wanted a car.' I guess I really misheard him!

Why did the rose bring a suitcase to the party? It wanted to pack a punch!

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