7 Jokes For Rosa

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Updated on: Jul 08 2025

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Why did the rose bring a date to the garden party? It didn't want to be a wallflower!
I gave my friend a rose and a thistle. He asked, 'What's the point?
Why did the bee choose the rose? It heard it had the sweetest 'petal' around!
Why did the rose blush? It saw the gardener changing its soil!
I told a rose a joke, but it didn't laugh. It has no sense of humor—too thorny!
I bought my friend a rose for his birthday. He said, 'I wanted a car.' I guess I really misheard him!
Why did the rose bring a suitcase to the party? It wanted to pack a punch!

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