13 Jokes For Rope

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Updated on: Nov 15 2024

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Why did the rope join a band? It wanted to tie the whole performance together!
I tried to write a joke about a rope, but it got all tangled up. Guess I should've kept it straight!
Why did the rope break up with the ladder? It found someone more 'supportive'!
What's a rope's favorite exercise? Skipping! It's great for staying knot-free.
Why did the rope go to school? It wanted to be a straight-A cord!
Why did the rope apply for a job? It wanted to tie the knot with success!
What did the frayed rope say to its friend? 'I'm unravelling, can you knot see?
Why did the rope get promoted? It always knew how to tie things together in the office!
What did one rope say to the other at the party? 'Let's hang out together!
Did you hear about the rope that won the talent show? It had some serious 'knot-tying' skills!
Why did the rope go to therapy? It had too many knots in its life!
Why was the rope blushing? It saw the naughty knots on the bed!
Why did the rope become a detective? It was great at unraveling mysteries!

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