Trending Topics
Joke Types
0
0
Untangling a rope is like trying to solve a mystery—you start with hope, but halfway through, you're just hoping it ends soon.
0
0
Ever think about how the rope industry must have laughed when they heard about “tangled headphones”? They’re like, “Amateurs, we deal with this daily!”
0
0
Ropes are like the unsung heroes of our daily life. They hold things together without asking for any credit, just quietly doing their job.
0
0
Isn’t it weird how ropes are both the most straightforward and the most confusing things at the same time? Like, it's just a long thing, but then there are all these rules about how to use it!
0
0
Have you ever tried cutting a rope with scissors? It's like a slow-motion battle between you and the fabric of the universe.
0
0
You know you're an adult when you have a collection of ropes for different occasions. It's like a fancy wardrobe, but for tying things up.
0
0
Buying rope feels like you’re making a commitment. You’re standing there in the store thinking, "Am I ready for this kind of attachment?
0
0
Ropes have this magical power: they can turn anyone into a cowboy for a few seconds. You pick it up, swing it around, and suddenly you're John Wayne in your backyard.
0
0
You ever notice how the word "rope" just hangs around in sentences? Like, it's always tied up in something.
Post a Comment