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I read somewhere that Roger Waters stays in shape by performing his epic, three-hour concerts. That's his workout plan - he doesn't hit the gym; he hits the stage. "Yeah, I did 30 minutes on the treadmill and then played 'The Wall' twice. Really feeling the burn."
I'm thinking of starting my own workout routine inspired by Roger. I'll call it "Rockercise." Instead of lifting weights, you lift your lighter during the slow songs. And forget about Zumba; we'll have "Wish You Were Here" dance-offs.
You know you're committed to fitness when your playlist has more guitar solos than cardio beats. I can see it now, gym instructors screaming,
"Feel the burn, and by burn, I mean David Gilmour's guitar solo in 'Comfortably Numb'!
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So, Roger Waters is known for his deep, poetic lyrics. I tried my hand at writing some rockstar-level poetry, you know, to impress my friends. I go, "I see a red door, and I want it painted black."
And they're like, "Dude, that's not deep, that's just Rolling Stones."
But Roger, he takes it to another level. His lyrics are like a poetry slam for rockstars. It's like he's at a slam poetry night, snapping his fingers after every verse.
"Money, get away. Get a good job with good pay and you're okay."
And we're all like, "Yeah, Roger! Preach it, brother! Tell those dollar bills to get lost!"
I'm thinking of starting a band called "The Unemployed Philosophers." Our hit single will be,
"Existential Crisis in E Minor.
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You ever been to a Roger Waters concert? The man is a legend, but getting into one of his shows is like trying to infiltrate a secret society. The line is longer than my last relationship. "I've been waiting for this concert since I was in my mother's womb, and I'm pretty sure I'll give birth before I get inside."
And then there's that one guy who thinks he's too cool for lines. He's like,
"I don't wait in lines, man. I'm like a VIP. I was born ready."
Dude, we're all born ready, but we still have to wait!
It's like a journey to the center of the concert hall. You need a map, a compass, and probably a snack for the road. By the time you get in, Roger has played "Comfortably Numb" three times, and you're numb from standing.
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You know, I was thinking the other day about Roger Waters, you know, the legendary musician. I mean, the man has written some of the most iconic songs, but have you ever stopped to think about his name? Roger Waters. It sounds like the world's most boring weather report, doesn't it? "And now, over to Roger Waters for the forecast. Spoiler alert: It's wet."
But seriously, he's a genius. I was reading about how he wrote "Wish You Were Here" and I couldn't help but wonder if he lost a pet fish or something. Imagine him sitting by the fish tank, strumming his guitar, singing,
"How I wish, how I wish you were here, swimming in that bowl, we're just two lost souls swimming in a fishbowl, year after year..."
I can picture it now - Roger, in his bathrobe, holding a tiny fish funeral.
"Goodbye, my aquatic amigo. Shine on, you crazy guppy.
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