5 Jokes For Roger Waters

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Updated on: Jul 17 2025

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The Animal Lover

When your pet insists on being called Roger Paws instead of Roger Waters
I tried to teach my parrot the guitar solo from 'Comfortably Numb.' Now he just squawks it every time I have guests over.

The Conspiracy Theorist

Believing that every Pink Floyd song contains a hidden message about the Illuminati
My friend asked if I believe in aliens. I said, "No, but I'm pretty sure Roger Waters has been abducted by rock'n'roll extraterrestrials.

The Fitness Freak

Trying to work out to Roger Waters' music and realizing it's more 'Comfortably Plump' than 'Comfortably Numb'
I've renamed my exercise routine "The Dark Side of the Treadmill." It's a journey to the land of endless cardio.

The Die-Hard Fan

When your love for Roger Waters becomes a full-time job
I tried explaining to my friends that my favorite color is not just any shade of blue—it's 'Dark Side of the Moon' blue.

The Time-Traveler

When you're convinced Roger Waters is a time-traveler because his music is still ahead of its time
If Roger Waters traveled to the future, he'd probably be shocked to find out that people are using 'Another Brick in the Wall' as a ringtone.

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