8 Jokes For Rodney Dangerfield

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Updated on: Sep 15 2024

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I invited Rodney to a comedy show, and he said, 'Why bother? I've seen enough people not laughing at me already!
Rodney tried to write a book, but the pages kept turning themselves away – 'No story, no story!
I asked Rodney if he believes in love at first sight. He said, 'Love? I can't even get a second look!
Why did Rodney Dangerfield become a gardener? Because even the plants won't give him any respect!
Rodney tried to become a doctor, but the stethoscope kept saying, 'No respect, no respect at all!
Rodney opened a pet store, but even the parrots repeated, 'No repeat, no repeat!
Rodney opened a bakery, but the bread always complained, 'No dough, no dough!
Rodney joined a circus as a juggler, but even the balls wouldn't stay in the air – they kept saying, 'No hang time, no hang time!

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