5 Jokes For Rodney Dangerfield

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Sep 15 2024

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The Underappreciated Pet Rock

The pet rock feeling neglected and unloved.
I took my pet rock to therapy because I felt like it was taking me for granite. The therapist asked if it ever showed any affection. I said, "Well, sometimes it doesn't roll away as fast.

The Neglected Pen in the Office

The pen feeling unappreciated and replaced by technology.
I tried to comfort my pen by saying, "You may not be as high-tech as a tablet, but you've got a click that no touchscreen can match." The pen just rolled its cap at me and said, "Thanks for the click, but I miss the days of being mightier.

The Lonely Traffic Cone

The traffic cone feeling isolated on the side of the road.
Traffic cones have a secret society. I saw two cones having a conversation, and one said, "I heard there's a promotion opening up on the freeway. Maybe one day, we'll get to guide the really important traffic." The other cone sighed and said, "Dream on, buddy. We're destined for parking lots and construction zones.

The Misunderstood Refrigerator Light

The refrigerator light being constantly turned on and off without any consideration.
My refrigerator light is like the stage manager of the kitchen. It's constantly cueing the vegetables for their big moment in the spotlight. But every time I open the door, it's like, "And curtain down. Again.

The Overlooked Sock in the Dryer

The sock feeling abandoned and alone in the dryer.
My dryer has a secret sock-eating society. I opened it one day, and all the socks were having a meeting, discussing escape plans. I think they're planning a great sock rebellion, and I'm caught in the middle of it.

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