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I got a robotic lawnmower because I thought it would be great for my yard. Now, my neighbors just stare as it mows the same patch of grass for an hour, and I'm starting to think it's on a coffee break.
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Have you seen those robotic arms they use in car manufacturing? I need one of those just to help me get the last Pringle out of the can without getting my hand stuck. It's a real struggle.
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You ever notice how when your GPS gives you directions, it sounds like it's trying to keep its cool in a traffic jam? "In 500 feet, make a U-turn if you can, or just throw me out the window. Your call.
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You ever try to have a deep conversation with your smart home device? I asked mine about the meaning of life, and it responded, "Sorry, I didn't quite catch that. Would you like me to play 'Despacito' instead?
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The other day, I asked my robot assistant to tell me a joke, and it said, "Your bank account balance." Well played, robot. Well played.
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I love how my fitness tracker congratulates me for hitting 10,000 steps as if I just climbed Mount Everest. Meanwhile, I just walked from the couch to the fridge and back – the journey of a true adventurer.
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My robotic pet dog is so advanced; it even has an "ignore" mode. It's like having a real dog without the emotional baggage. I can just tell it, "Go fetch," and it responds, "Go order your own pizza.
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I bought a robotic vacuum thinking it would be a game-changer, but now it just roams my house like a rebellious teenager. I swear, one day it's gonna come back with a tattoo and a nose ring.
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My smart fridge is too judgmental. I opened it at midnight, and it gave me this disapproving look like, "Really? Ice cream again?" I'm just trying to live my best life, fridge!
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