7 Jokes For Roadie

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Updated on: May 23 2025

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Why did the roadie bring a pencil to the gig? In case he needed to draw a crowd!
How many roadies does it take to change a light bulb? None – they'll just find a way to make the darkness part of the show!
How does a roadie apologize? 'I'm sorry, that load-in was a bit of a road bump!
Why do roadies make terrible stand-up comedians? Because their jokes always fall flat!
Why don't roadies ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you're always in the spotlight!
Why did the roadie cross the road? To get to the other stage, where the real action is!
How does a roadie answer the phone? 'Hello, this is the road to success speaking!

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