5 Jokes For Roadie

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: May 23 2025

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The Overworked Roadie

Dealing with equipment malfunctions
People say roadies are the unsung heroes of the music industry. Well, if that's true, then I must be singing in the key of "Why won't this amp work?!

The Roadie Detective

Tracking down missing equipment
Being a roadie detective is like being in a never-ending episode of CSI: Concert Stage Investigations. "The missing mic stand, coming this fall to a theater near you!

The Confused Roadie

Trying to navigate a venue without a map
I tried to use my roadie skills to impress someone. I confidently walked up to them and said, "I can set up a stage blindfolded." They replied, "Great, but we're in a coffee shop. Can you find the bathroom?

The Roadie Rookie

Learning the ropes (and cables)
When I told my friends I wanted to be a roadie, they thought I meant "The Road Less Traveled." Little did they know, the road less traveled is the one without spilled beer and trampled stage props.

The Philosophical Roadie

Contemplating the meaning of it all
I pondered the deep questions in life: Why are we here? What is our purpose? Then I realized I'm here to roll up cables and fetch coffee for the lead guitarist. Enlightenment comes with a side of espresso.

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