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Why did the bicycle keep away from the road sign? It was two-tired of the relationship.
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I used to be a road sign designer, but I quit. It was a sign of the times.
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What do road signs do in their free time? They stand around and pole-vault!
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Road signs are like unsolicited advice from the government. 'Slow down,' 'Merge ahead.' It's like they're trying to navigate my life. Next, they'll have one that says, 'Caution: Midlife Crisis Zone.'
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Road signs are the original emojis of the highway. 'Smiley face,' 'Sad face.' I'm just waiting for a 'Confused existential crisis' sign. It would be the perfect representation of my daily commute.
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Have you ever noticed how road signs have this passive-aggressive tone? 'No U-turn,' 'No parking.' They're basically the traffic enforcers' way of saying, 'We don't trust your driving skills, buddy.'
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I saw a sign that said, 'Bump Ahead.' I thought, great, finally some honesty about my dating life. At least the road signs prepare you for the emotional turbulence.
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Road signs are the silent backseat drivers of our lives. 'Turn left,' 'Merge right.' I'm just waiting for one that says, 'Stop at the drive-thru, you deserve a snack.'
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I don't trust road signs with animals on them. 'Deer Crossing,' 'Watch for Ducks.' Are we driving or entering a wildlife safari? I feel like I need a safari hat and binoculars just to commute.
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You ever see those signs that say, 'Speed Checked by Aircraft'? Really? Are there traffic cops up there in the clouds with radar guns? I can just imagine them radioing down, 'Yeah, we got a speeder in a red convertible, over.'
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Road signs are like fortune cookies for drivers. 'Sharp Curve Ahead,' 'Falling Rocks Zone.' It's like they're predicting the drama in my life. I'm just waiting for one that says, 'Unexpected Romance Ahead.'
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I saw a sign that said, 'Caution: Slippery When Wet.' I thought, isn't that just life's way of saying, 'Watch out, things might get a little messy.' It's like the universe has a sense of humor, and it's using road signs to deliver punchlines.
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