9 Road Signs Jokes

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Updated on: Feb 06 2025

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Why did the road sign apply for a job? It wanted a sign-ificant career change!
I told a road sign a joke, and it didn't laugh. I guess it had a 'serious' sense of humor.
What do road signs and teenagers have in common? They both think they know everything but still need guidance.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug at the intersection.
Why was the speed limit sign so successful? It knew the formula for acceleration!
What did the road sign say to the reckless driver? You really need to slow down and reflect on your life choices.
Why did the road sign go to therapy? It had too many issues!
What's a road sign's favorite game? Hide and beep!
Why did the yield sign break up with the stop sign? It needed space to merge with new opportunities.

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