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I dropped my ring pop in the garden. Now I have a 'pop'corn plant growing!
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How does a ring pop apologize? It says, 'I'm sorry for being so hard on you – I promise to be more chew-sy!'
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What did the ring pop say to the gummy bear? Let's stick together – we make a great combo!
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Why did the ring pop apply for a job? It wanted to work in the candy business because it had a sweet resume!
The Ring Pop Conspiracy
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You ever notice how Ring Pops are like the secret agents of the candy world? I mean, they're just sitting there on your finger, undercover, pretending to be jewelry. You're walking around like, Yeah, I'm engaged... to this raspberry-flavored jewel. I'm just waiting for the day someone proposes with a Ring Pop, and the response is, Is it strawberry? Because if it's not, we need to talk.
The Engagement Flavor Dilemma
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You know you're in trouble when your partner hands you a Ring Pop and says, Choose your flavor wisely; it determines the length of our engagement. Suddenly, you find yourself standing in the candy aisle, contemplating the future of your relationship based on the decision between watermelon and blue raspberry.
Ring Pop vs. Real Bling
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I tried proposing to my girlfriend with a Ring Pop once. She looked at me and said, Is this a joke or are you just trying to test my dental insurance? Note to self: When popping the question, don't go for candy bling. Nothing says everlasting love like a sugar high and a trip to the dentist.
The Upgrade Dilemma
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So I upgraded my Ring Pop to a real engagement ring, and my fiancée said, This is nice, but can it be grape-flavored? Now I'm stuck wondering if I should propose again or just start searching for a jeweler who specializes in fruity bling.
Ring Pop Proposal Tactics
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If you're ever nervous about proposing, just remember the Ring Pop tactic. Hand it over and say, I got you this candy ring, but if you want the real deal, you gotta put a chocolate bar on it. Who could say no to that?
Ring Pop Divorce Court
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I can see it now—divorce court, but instead of lawyers, everyone's just unwrapping Ring Pops. Your Honor, I'd like to present Exhibit A: the grape-flavored mistake of my life. It's irreconcilable differences, Your Sweetness.
Ring Pop Sizing Dilemmas
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I bought a Ring Pop the other day, and I realized they only come in one size. I don't know about you, but my finger isn't on the standard Ring Pop diet plan. I had to walk around with it on my pinky like I was some eccentric billionaire who just discovered the world of candy accessories. Oh yes, it's the latest in sugar fashion, darling.
The Inconvenient Proposal
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Imagine proposing to someone with a Ring Pop, and they're like, Oh, that's cute. Let me just finish my ice cream cone, and then we can talk about our future. Nothing says romance like being put on hold for dessert.
Ring Pop Breakup Therapy
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Breaking up is hard, but breaking up with someone who gave you a Ring Pop is a whole new level. It's over. What about the Ring Pop? You can keep it. I'm going to need it to get through the emotional trauma of this breakup.
Ring Pop: The Edible Commitment Device
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They say diamonds are forever, but have you ever tried to eat a Ring Pop? That sticky residue stays with you longer than some marriages. Till death do us part takes on a whole new meaning when you're still finding bits of Ring Pop on your fingers months later.
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