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Why did the scarecrow become a motivational speaker right now? He was outstanding in his field!
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Why did the calendar apply for a job right now? It wanted to have a date every day!
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Why did the procrastinator decide to start a garden right now? Because they wanted to turn over a new leaf!
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Why did the computer go to therapy right now? It had too many bytes of emotional baggage!
Right Now – My Fitness Motto
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I've been trying to get in shape, you know? I even hired a personal trainer, and every time he asks me when I want to start, I just look at him and say, Right now! But then I grab a bag of chips and sit back down.
Right Now – My Excuse for Everything
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I've found the perfect excuse for anything and everything. Forgot to do the dishes? Right now, they're marinating. Haven't finished that project? Right now, it's a work in progress. It's the excuse that keeps on giving.
Right Now – My Relationship Status
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My friends keep asking me about my love life, and I'm like, It's complicated. You see, I'm in a committed relationship with my bed. It's serious; we're exclusive. And every time someone suggests going out, I just tell them, Right now, I'm in a very committed nap.
Right Now – The Official Anthem of Procrastination
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Have you guys heard about this new anthem? It's not We Will Rock You or Eye of the Tiger. No, it's called Right Now. It's the anthem of procrastination. You know you're supposed to be working on something, but instead, you're just singing, Right now, hey, it's your tomorrow!
Right Now – My Financial Strategy
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I was looking at my bank account the other day, and I thought, I should really start saving money. But then I saw a sale online, and my inner financial advisor whispered, Right now, treat yourself! So now, my savings account is still at zero, but I have a killer wardrobe.
Right Now – The Official Slogan of Perpetual Procrastinators
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They asked me to come up with a slogan for a procrastinator's club, and I thought, Why not just use the anthem? 'Right Now – Because Later Is a Myth!'
Right Now – The Official Theme Song of Awkward Silences
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You ever find yourself in an awkward silence, and you just want to break the tension? Well, there's a solution. Just start singing Right Now. Trust me; it's impossible to feel awkward when you're singing about the present moment.
Right Now – The GPS for My Life
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I tried using a GPS to navigate through life, but instead of giving me directions, it just kept saying, Right now, recalculating. I guess even technology is unsure about my life choices.
Right Now – The Motivational Speech I Needed Yesterday
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I tried giving myself a pep talk in the mirror, and I was like, You can do it! Right now is the time! But then I realized I should've given that speech yesterday when I still had a chance. Now I'm just standing here, talking to myself, and time is like, Yeah, right now is gone, buddy!
Right Now – My Cooking Philosophy
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I decided to try cooking, and I found a recipe that said, Add the ingredients right now. So, there I am, standing in the kitchen, throwing random things into a pot and hoping for the best. Turns out, right now is not the best culinary instruction.
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