5 Jokes For Right Now

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Mar 01 2025

cancel
Rating
Sort By:

Pet Owner

Dealing with a mischievous pet
My fish has been giving me the silent treatment lately. I tried apologizing for overfeeding him, but he's just not a forgiving guppy.

Tech Geek

Dealing with constant software updates
I wish my life had as many updates as my phone. "New Year, New Me" would be so much easier if I could just install the latest version.

Gym Enthusiast

The struggle of staying fit during the holidays
I bought a gym membership as a New Year's resolution. I figure if I'm paying for it, I might as well go. So now I have a really expensive place to take naps.

Parent

Navigating the challenges of parenting teenagers
I tried to be the cool parent and use slang with my teenager. Now every time I say, "Lit," they roll their eyes so hard I'm worried they might need medical attention.

Office Worker

Dealing with annoying coworkers
I've mastered the art of looking busy. My boss walked by and said, "Wow, you're really focused!" Little does he know, I'm just playing Minesweeper on Excel.

Post a Comment


How was your experience?
0 0 reviews
5 Stars
(0)
4 Stars
(0)
3 Stars
(0)
2 Stars
(0)
1 Stars
(0)

Topic of the day

Go-somewhere
Apr 04 2025

0
Total Topics
0
Added Today