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Morty, on the other hand, is the ultimate sidekick. I mean, his voice cracks more than my Wi-Fi connection during a video call. Every sentence is an emotional roller coaster. "Rick, I-I don't know about this. I mean, we're in a dimension where everyone communicates through interpretive dance." And have you noticed that Morty's always getting the short end of the stick? I swear, if he had a catchphrase, it would be "Aw geez, not again." I bet his autobiography would be titled, "Aw Geez: A Memoir of Accidental Heroism.
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Let's talk about those portal guns. Rick can open a portal to any dimension, and what does he use it for? To avoid family therapy. I wish I had a portal gun during family gatherings. "Oh, sorry, Aunt Mildred, got a portal to catch. Can't stay for the awkward political debates." And can we talk about Rick's relationship with the government? They're like, "Hey, Rick, we need your help." And he's like, "Sure, if you let me do whatever I want." It's like negotiating with a toddler. "Okay, you can have your candy, but only if you promise not to destroy the universe.
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You guys ever watch "Rick and Morty"? Yeah? Fantastic. It's like the animated version of a midlife crisis. I mean, there's an old scientist dragging his grandson across the multiverse for questionable adventures. I can't even get my grandpa to figure out how to use emojis on his phone. And let's talk about Rick. This guy is the Dumbledore of dysfunction. He's a genius with the emotional intelligence of a brick. He's like, "Hey Morty, we're gonna save the universe, but first, let me tell you why life is meaningless."
It's like watching a TED Talk after a tequila binge. You learn something, but you're not sure if it's profound or just the alcohol talking.
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One of my favorite episodes is the interdimensional cable. It's like they discovered a remote that tunes into every weird show from parallel universes. It's a great concept until you realize you've spent an entire day watching bizarre programs. I mean, I started with a cooking show where they made pizza with emotional issues. Next thing I know, I'm invested in a soap opera about sentient chairs. My boss called, wondering why I wasn't at work. I had to explain that I got stuck in a universe where weekends are seven days long.
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