6 Jokes For Rick And Morty

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Updated on: Apr 26 2025

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What's Morty's favorite subject in school? Quantum physics, because it's always an adventure!
Why did Morty become a musician? Because he wanted to play 'alternate realities' on his guitar!
What's Morty's favorite type of math? Multi-ply-nomics!
Why did Morty bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did Morty bring a map to the parallel universe? To navigate his way through awkward conversations!
What's Rick's fitness mantra? 'Interdimensional Jumping Jacks for Eternal Youth'!

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