5 Jokes For Ricardo

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 13 2024

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Ricardo at the Gym

Ricardo trying to impress everyone at the gym.
I saw Ricardo on the treadmill, running at full speed, but he was actually just chasing the ice cream truck. He calls it his "cardio dessert routine.

Ricardo's DIY Projects

Ricardo attempting ambitious do-it-yourself projects.
Ricardo's idea of home improvement is putting up inspirational quotes on the walls. I asked him if it made a difference, and he said, "Well, my walls are motivated. Now if only they could motivate themselves to stop peeling.

Ricardo's Cooking Adventures

Ricardo attempting to cook gourmet meals.
Ricardo said he's on a seafood diet: he sees food, and he eats it. Well, his idea of seafood is putting anchovies on everything. I asked him about shrimp, and he said, "I'm allergic – to peeling.

Ricardo's Job Hunt

Ricardo struggling to find the right job.
He applied for a job at the zoo. They asked if he had experience with wild animals. He said, "I once had a goldfish that lived for three years. Does that count?" They gave him a job feeding the pigeons.

Ricardo's Dating Life

Ricardo's awkward experiences in the dating world.
Ricardo's idea of a romantic gesture is buying flowers at the gas station. He proudly handed them to his date, saying, "I picked these just for you." She asked, "From the highway median?

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