5 Jokes For Retort

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Updated on: Jun 15 2024

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug - that was a poignant retort!
My friend asked me if I was emotionally invested in our friendship. I replied, 'I've got stockpiles of care!' That was a bullish retort!
I told the librarian I couldn't find a certain book. She replied, 'That's novel!' That was her literary retort!
I told my friend I was reading a book on anti-gravity. They replied, 'Is it impossible to put down?' That was their weightless retort!
I told my friend I'd hit rock bottom. They replied, 'At least you're not drilling deeper!' That was their geological retort!

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