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Fitness Junkie on a Cheat Day
Balancing a love for food with the guilt of straying from the diet
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Eating cake on a diet is like a passive-aggressive retort to my gym membership - it's a rebellion wrapped in guilt frosting.
Smartphone Aficionado
Always glued to the screen, even in inappropriate situations
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Using my phone at a funeral got me a stern look from grandma. I guess the dead prefer our full attention, not just a silent retort.
Overworked Office Intern
Juggling too many tasks with too little appreciation
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My work-life balance is like a bad joke: I retort to emails during dinner and dream about spreadsheets at night.
Netflix Binge-Watcher
Struggling with the temptation of just one more episode
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Finishing a series feels like a good retort to my procrastination skills. If only I could add it to my resume under 'accomplishments.'
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