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You ever make a mistake and wish you could just Ctrl+Z your way out of it? Like, "Oops, spilled coffee on my shirt. Ctrl+Z! Look at that, good as new!" Or imagine going into a job interview, things are going south, and you just hit Ctrl+Z, and suddenly you're back in bed with a bag of chips watching Netflix. Life would be so much easier if we had keyboard shortcuts. Need to ignore someone? Ctrl+Shift+N – you're incognito. Accidentally said something stupid? Ctrl+Alt+Del – reboot that conversation. If only adulting had a user manual with all the shortcuts.
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You ever feel like life needs a reset button? I mean, we've got it on video games, why not in real life? Like, "Oops, I accidentally left the oven on. Let me just press reset and try that cooking thing again." Or, "Oh no, I married the wrong person. Reset! Back to Tinder we go!" But seriously, I think the universe is a bit stingy with the resets. I could use a few more in my life. My alarm goes off in the morning, and I'm like, "Can I get a snooze reset for the next 10 years?" And don't even get me started on Mondays. Whoever thought of the concept of Monday clearly didn't understand the importance of a weekly reset.
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You ever fantasize about having a time machine? Not to change the course of history or anything noble like that. No, I just want to go back and watch myself make all the cringe-worthy decisions. "Hey, past me, don't wear those cargo shorts! It's not a good look!" And wouldn't it be great to use that time machine to attend your own future events? "Oh, I'm going to bomb this presentation? Let me just fast forward to next week when everyone's forgotten about it." It's like having a sneak peek at your own life, complete with director's commentary.
So yeah, if anyone's inventing a time machine, sign me up. I've got some wardrobe choices from 2005 that I'd like to erase from existence.
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You know what I really need? An undo button for life decisions. Like, have you ever sent a text and immediately regretted it? "Undo! Abort mission!" Or how about ordering that weird dish at a restaurant that looked nothing like the picture? "Undo! Bring me the chicken nuggets, please!" I wish life had an undo button for those moments when you accidentally like someone's photo from five years ago during a late-night Instagram stalking session. It's not like I wanted to see what they had for breakfast in 2017; I just have clumsy fingers!
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