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You know, I think life is like a TV remote. It has a lot of buttons, but sometimes, it feels like the only one that actually works is the "reset" button. Anyone else ever try to reset a bad day?
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My computer has a "reset" button, but it doesn't come with a "undo last embarrassing email" button. I could really use that after the office party.
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Parenting is like playing a video game without a "reset" button. Once you send your kid to school with mismatched socks, there's no going back. You just have to own it.
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I wish my diet had a "reset" button. You know, for those times when you accidentally eat a whole pizza by yourself. It's not a cheat day; it's a reset day.
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I recently discovered that my toaster has a "reset" button. I didn't even know toasters could have a bad day. I mean, it's not like it's dealing with burnt toast trauma.
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Life is full of challenges, but why don't we have a "reset" button for when you accidentally send a text to the wrong person? Auto-correct, you had one job!
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Relationships are like smartphones. They come with a lot of apps, but sometimes you just need that "reset" button to fix things. Unfortunately, my girlfriend doesn't have a reset button. I checked.
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You know you're an adult when your idea of a wild Friday night is finding the TV remote's "reset" button and binge-watching a series. Ah, the thrill of pushing that tiny button.
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Why don't birthdays come with a "reset" button? I mean, after a certain age, we should have the option to celebrate the same age again, right? I'm voting for a birthday reset.
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