5 Jokes For Report Card

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Updated on: Feb 17 2025

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Class Clown Chronicles

When you get the report card and you're the class clown
I showed my report card to my parents, and they said, "You need to focus more on your studies." I replied, "I am focused; I'm just focused on finding the humor in everything, even math.

Parental Panic

When you get the report card
I tried to be calm about it. I told my kid, "Look, your grades are like fine wine – they need time to mature. Unfortunately, it seems like they're still in the sour grape phase.

Teacher Turmoil

When you have to grade the report cards
Students complain about the grades, but little do they know that grading their papers is like trying to find a needle in a haystack – if the needle was a correct answer.

Student Strategist

When you get the report card
When the teacher handed me my report card, I said, "Is this a roadmap to success or a treasure map? Because right now, it looks like I'm lost in a sea of bad grades.

Overachiever Overdrive

When you're an overachiever and get the report card
I told my friend, "I don't just get good grades; I collect them. It's like Pokemon – gotta catch 'em all, but instead of Pikachu, it's 'Straight-A-saur'!

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