5 Jokes For Repayment

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 22 2025

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The Eternal Debtor

Always being indebted to someone.
My life goal: to one day receive a birthday card that doesn't come with a reminder of the money I owe. Is that too much to ask?

The Loan Negotiator

Negotiating terms of repayment.
When discussing repayment, I feel like a lawyer in a court case—presenting evidence, making arguments, and praying the judge (my friend) rules in my favor!

The Reluctant Borrower

Feeling guilty about borrowing money.
They say money talks, but when you owe someone, it's more like it whispers all the time, reminding you of your debt. It's the world's worst motivational speaker!

The Generous Lender

Anxiously waiting for repayment.
I should charge interest on my loans based on how many times I've had to drop hints about repayment. I'd be retired by now!

The Awkward Debtor

Trying to avoid the lender due to embarrassment.
I'm so bad at repaying debts that my friends have started using my IOUs as bookmarks. At least I'm helping them keep track of their reading!

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