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Reparation is the ultimate procrastination of nations. It's like the world collectively said, "We'll get to it, but first, let's binge-watch another season of history and ignore the repair manual.
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Reparation discussions are like trying to assemble furniture from a store that only gives you pictures without words. You think you know what's going on, but you're just hoping you don't end up with a wobbly table of international relations.
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Reparation talks remind me of assembling furniture with that one friend who insists on ignoring the instructions. You end up with a twisted, uneven relationship and a cabinet that leans slightly to the left.
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Reparation is the international equivalent of calling customer service to complain about a faulty product. You wait on hold for hours, get transferred to different departments, and in the end, you're still stuck with a broken world order.
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Reparation is the world's way of saying, "Sorry, we accidentally stepped on your sandcastle of peace. We'll try to rebuild it, but can we borrow your shovel?
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Reparation is like that awkward apology you owe your neighbor for borrowing their lawnmower and returning it with a suspiciously smaller amount of grass. It's long overdue, and you're just hoping they don't notice the bald spots.
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Reparation is the diplomatic equivalent of sending a "sorry for the late reply" email. You know you should have addressed it earlier, but life got in the way, and now you're just hoping they understand.
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Reparation is like trying to fix a leaky faucet with a band-aid – it might temporarily stop the dripping, but deep down, you know it's not a permanent solution.
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You ever notice how reparation is like that unfinished DIY project you promised to complete? It's been on the to-do list for ages, and every time you think about it, you just end up feeling guilty and avoiding eye contact with history.
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