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Why did the clown start a band on Red Nose Day? He wanted to make some 'honk'-y music!
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I thought about telling a joke on Red Nose Day, but then I realized it would be too 'punny.
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Why did the red-nosed reindeer join the circus? He wanted to try a 'nose'-stand!
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I told my friend I'm wearing a red nose for Red Nose Day 2021. They said I should've picked a charity that helps my fashion sense.
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Why did the clown wear a red nose on Red Nose Day 2021? Because it was a boopportunity he couldn't resist!
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What do you call a nose that's ready for a party? A red-y nose! Happy Red Nose Day 2021!
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I painted my nose red for Red Nose Day 2021. Now I just need to convince people I'm not auditioning for a clown role.
Roses are Red, Noses are Redder
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They say roses are red, but on Red Nose Day, noses are redder. Forget flowers; just give me some concealer and a makeup tutorial. That's the real romance.
Clown Contouring 101
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I tried watching a clown contouring tutorial for Red Nose Day. Turns out, they have tricks that make it look easy. I followed along, and now I look like I got into a fight with a rainbow and lost.
Red Nose Day 2021
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You know, they call it Red Nose Day, but every day feels like Red Nose Day when I try to contour my face with makeup. I look less like a clown and more like I let a toddler loose with finger paints.
Red-Nosed Resolutions
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I made a New Year's resolution on Red Nose Day to be more positive. So, every time I mess up my makeup, I tell myself, Well, at least I'm providing comic relief for the neighbors.
Clowning Around at Work
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Red Nose Day at the office was interesting. I walked in wearing a red nose, and my boss said, Finally, your job matches your performance. I didn't know whether to laugh or start updating my resume.
Makeup Mishaps
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I tried to support Red Nose Day by putting on makeup. Let me tell you, blending is a myth. I ended up looking like a Picasso painting if Picasso had a thing for circus acts. I call it the Clown Period.
Nose Honesty
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Red Nose Day is all about raising awareness for a good cause, but let's be honest, my red nose is raising awareness for my poor makeup skills. If charity had a category for struggling with eyeliner, I'd be a top donor.
DIY Comedy Central
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So, Red Nose Day is like the DIY version of being on Comedy Central. Instead of waiting for a call from the network, you just slap on a red nose and tell jokes to your reflection. I'm the host, the audience, and the guy changing the channel when my jokes bomb.
Rudolph's Side Gig
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Red Nose Day, huh? I didn't know Rudolph had a side gig. I guess guiding Santa's sleigh doesn't pay the bills year-round. Now he's doing stand-up comedy—Rudolph, the red-nosed comedian. He's sleighing it on stage!
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