5 Red Nose Day 2021 Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Sep 16 2024

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Magician's Meltdown

When your disappearing act works a little too well, and you can't find your way back.
I bought a magic wand on Red Nose Day, thinking it would make my problems disappear. Turns out, it only works on socks in the laundry. My socks have never been happier.

The Misunderstood Mime

When people mistake your silence for an invitation to join their conversation.
I thought being a mime was easy until I tried to explain why I was wearing a red nose on Red Nose Day. Turns out, silence doesn't stop people from asking questions; it just makes them more creative.

Clown's Complaints

When even your red nose is tired of honking.
You know you're having a tough year when even your red nose asks for a vacation. Mine told me, "I need time off; it's been a real circus lately!

Juggling Dilemmas

When life gives you lemons, but you're too busy juggling to make lemonade.
I thought juggling would be a great stress reliever. So, on Red Nose Day, I tried juggling my bills. Now I have creditors doing backflips around me.

Stand-Up Comic's Red Nose Rant

When everyone expects you to be funny, but the pressure is making your nose turn even redder.
I asked my red nose for stand-up advice. It said, "Just wing it, or in your case, honk it. But don't blame me if you bomb – I'm just a nose!

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