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Why did the bicycle refuse to go to the red light district? It wanted a relationship with more 'pedal power.
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Why did the bicycle go to the red light district? It wanted to be a two-timer.
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What's the red light district's favorite dance move? The 'stop-drop-and-roll'!
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I told my friend I joined a dance class in the red light district. He asked, 'What kind of dance?' I said, 'Stop-and-go!'
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Why did the tomato turn red at the red light district? It saw the salad dressing!
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What do you call a romantic movie in the red light district? 'Fifty Shades of Red.
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What's the favorite traffic signal in the red light district? The flirtatious blinking yellow light!
The Unseen Comedians
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I visited the red light district and found out that traffic lights are the real stand-up comedians of the streets. Imagine all the jokes they crack while we sit there impatiently. They're probably mocking my parallel parking skills!
Traffic Jamming
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I got stuck in a traffic jam in the red light district. Turns out, it wasn't cars causing the congestion; it was a group of traffic lights having a dance party. Who knew they could cha-cha so well? I just sat there, clapping along, thinking, This is my kind of jam!
Red Light District
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You ever hear about the red light district? Yeah, apparently, traffic signals are now getting their own neighborhoods. I can just imagine stoplights hanging out together, gossiping about how demanding pedestrians can be. Green's always in a rush, and yellow's just indecisive. We need a break!
Traffic Light Therapy Sessions
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I heard the red light district is now offering therapy sessions for stressed-out drivers. You pull up, and a traffic light turns red, forcing you to take a deep breath. It's like a meditation retreat, but with more honking.
Traffic Signal Matchmaker
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You know, they say love can happen anywhere. I heard in the red light district, there's a traffic light that's been in a committed relationship with the pedestrian crossing sign for years. Talk about a match made in traffic heaven!
Pedestrian Power Moves
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In the red light district, pedestrians have become power players. They strut across the streets like runway models, showing off their crosswalk etiquette. I'm just there, clapping in my car, thinking, Work it, crosswalk diva!
Traffic Light Confessions
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Traffic lights in the red light district have secret confessions. I overheard one saying, Sometimes, I wish I could just flash red all day and make everyone take a break. I feel you, traffic light. I feel you.
Stoplight Therapy
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I tried counseling for my road rage issues. The therapist suggested I spend some time in the red light district. Not what I had in mind, but hey, if it helps me see yellow in a different light, why not?
Green with Envy
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I asked a traffic light in the red light district if it ever gets jealous of the green light. It looked at me and said, Honey, I'm always in the spotlight. Green's just the understudy, and yellow, well, it's stuck in the middle of our drama!
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