bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
0
0
You ever notice how in the red light district, people treat traffic lights like relationship advice? It's like, "Green means go for it, yellow means proceed with caution, and red... well, that's a commitment!
0
0
The red light district is the only place where window shopping takes on a whole new meaning. You're not just looking at shoes or clothes; you're browsing life choices!
0
0
I recently visited the red light district, and it's like a maze of temptation. It's the only place where you need Google Maps just to find your morals!
0
0
I walked into a bar in the red light district, and the bartender asked, "What's your poison?" I looked around and thought, "Well, I guess it's the neon lights and poor life choices cocktail tonight!
0
0
They say the red light district never sleeps, but I think it just has really intense power naps. It's like the city that never naps instead of the city that never sleeps!
0
0
I was walking through the red light district the other day, and I saw a store with a sign that said, "Buy one, get a guilty conscience for free." Well, I guess it's a two-for-one deal on life choices!
0
0
I tried to take a shortcut through the red light district, but it turns out there are no shortcuts to moral dilemmas. It's like a scenic route for bad decisions!
0
0
I went to the red light district, and it felt like I was in a real-life game of "Choose Your Own Adventure." Spoiler alert: I ended up on the page that said, "Regret this decision and turn back to page 1.
0
0
They say what happens in the red light district stays in the red light district. I guess that's the adult version of Vegas – where your secrets are safe unless someone has a camera phone!
Post a Comment