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The Overeager Gardener
Getting caught "red-handed" raiding the neighbor's garden
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My neighbor caught me red-handed taking a few apples from her tree. I tried to explain, "I was just testing the laws of gravity, you know, Newton-style." She replied, "Well, Newton didn't have a neighbor like you.
The Office Prankster
Getting caught "red-handed" pulling pranks at work
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I got caught red-handed turning the office water cooler into a giant fruit punch dispenser. My co-workers were sipping their water, and suddenly it tasted like a tropical vacation. HR wasn't thrilled, but hey, I call it team-building with a splash of flavor.
The DIY Disaster
Getting caught "red-handed" attempting home repairs
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So, I tried fixing the creaky stairs at home, but I got caught red-handed when one of the steps came loose. My wife looked at me and said, "I asked you to fix the stairs, not turn our house into a DIY escape room." I guess I take the term "home improvement" a bit too literally.
The Forgetful Lover
Getting caught "red-handed" forgetting anniversaries
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I got caught red-handed forgetting Valentine's Day. I tried to cover it up by saying, "Babe, our love is so special; we don't need a specific day to celebrate." She replied, "Well, it would've been nice to know that before I bought you a watch.
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