17 Jokes For Red Handed

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Updated on: Aug 10 2024

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Why did the tomato turn red handed? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What did the strawberry say to the pancake? 'Stop flipping me or I'll get caught red handed!
I was caught red handed trying to juggle geese. In my defense, they looked so fluffy, I couldn't resist!
Why did the apple blush? It got caught red handed in the fruit bowl heist!
What did the strawberry say to the ice cream? 'You can't escape me – I'll always find you red handed!
My friend caught me red handed trying to balance a cup of coffee on my head. I told him I was just espresso-ing myself!
I was caught red handed at the bakery, grabbing an extra croissant. I guess you could say I'm a bit of a dough-nut!

Red-Handed Mistaken Identity

Ever been caught red-handed and tried to bluff your way out? No, officer, I didn't steal strawberries. These red stains? It's just... evidence of my unsuccessful attempt at becoming a human tomato!

Red-Handed DIY Disasters

Ever tried a DIY project and got caught red-handed? I attempted to repaint the walls but ended up redecorating myself instead. No, no, it's not a new fashion trend! It's avant-garde wall art, but on a human canvas!

Red-Handed Disguise

Getting caught red-handed is a whole art form. You try to play it off like you're innocent, but your red-stained hands are like a criminal's badge of honor. No, officer, I wasn't painting the town red, I was just painting... clumsily.

Red Handed Mishaps

You know you're in trouble when you're caught red-handed. I got caught once rearranging my friend's books by color. No, no, it's not a prank! It's... umm... a spontaneous library makeover!

Red-Handed, Green Thumb

Getting caught red-handed while gardening is an art. No, I wasn't painting the roses red, I was... uh... conducting a photosynthesis experiment! Yeah, that's it!

Red-Handed Fashion Statement

Getting caught red-handed is like making a bold fashion choice. No, these red stains on my hands? It's not a fashion statement; it's just my way of saying I'm 'hand-painted'!

Red Handed in a Cookie Jar

You ever get caught red-handed, and you're just standing there trying to explain it? No, I wasn't stealing cookies, I was just... umm... enhancing the jar's ventilation system!

Caught Red Handed

Ever been caught red-handed? I once tried sneaking cookies from the jar as a kid, got caught, and I swear my hands turned into strawberry jam! That's the day I learned to never underestimate a parent's detective skills.

Red-Handed Mishaps

Being caught red-handed is like a free pass to creativity. I got caught with paint all over my hands. No, I'm not an artist! I was... helping the walls express themselves. They were feeling a bit bland.

Red-Handed Culinary Catastrophes

Ever cook something and get caught red-handed? I tried my hand at making spaghetti sauce from scratch. But when I turned around, it looked like a scene from a tomato massacre! Chef's tip: always wear a red apron for camouflage.

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