10 Reading Online Jokes

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Updated on: Jul 18 2025

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I told my computer a joke, and it replied, '01001001 00100111 01101101 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01101100 01100001 01110101 01100111 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100111.
Why did the e-book break up with the paperback? It wanted a lighter relationship!
I asked my computer to make me laugh. It started showing me my bank balance!
I asked my computer if it could sing. Now it's stuck in a loop singing 'Bits and Bytes'!
Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many emotional attachments!
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads!
I told my computer a joke, but it didn't laugh. I guess I have to work on my delivery!
Why did the smartphone go to therapy? It had too many issues!
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Light attracts bugs!
Why did the computer get an award? It had the best algorithms!

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