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As a Sous Chef in Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen
Trying to impress Chef Ramsay
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Chef Ramsay asked me if I could handle the heat in the kitchen. I said, "Of course, I've been watching Hell's Kitchen." Little did he know, I was referring to my microwave skills.
As Ramsay's Pet Dog
Trying to get a treat without hearing a critique
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I stole a steak from the counter, and Ramsay caught me. He said, "You have the audacity to steal, but you won't steal the show in the kitchen." I just wanted a snack, not a lecture.
As a Ramsay Impersonator
Living up to the expectations
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I went to a restaurant, and the chef recognized me as a Ramsay impersonator. He said, "Try our dish; maybe you can tell us what Ramsay would say." I took a bite and said, "This is so bad even I wouldn't say it on TV.
As a Contestant on a Ramsay Cooking Show
Surviving Ramsay's critiques
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When Ramsay asked why my dessert tasted like rubber, I said I was going for a "tire tread" theme. He didn't appreciate my culinary commitment to recycling.
As a Customer in a Ramsay Restaurant
Figuring out if it's safe to send the dish back
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I found a hair in my soup and thought about complaining. Then I remembered Ramsay saying, "It's not a garnish if it's not listed on the menu." So, I just stirred it in and called it avant-garde cuisine.
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