7 Jokes About Raising Kids

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Updated on: Aug 14 2025

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I told my kids they can't play hide and seek until they find where I hid their video games. It's been three days; they still haven't found them.
I tried to explain the importance of a balanced diet to my kids. But they just ate the tops off all the cupcakes and said they had a 'muffin top' diet!
I asked my kids what they wanted to be when they grow up. They said, 'We just want to be happy adults.' I was like, 'I think you misunderstood the question.
I told my kids they could only watch TV on the weekend. Now they're calling every day 'WEEK-ends.
My kid's art skills are so advanced; they can draw temper tantrums in breathtaking detail.
My daughter asked why her younger sibling gets away with everything. I said, 'Because we haven't figured out what they did yet.
I asked my kid if they knew how to perform under pressure. They said, 'Sure, that's when I do my best work—last minute!

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