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The most dangerous game you can play with a toddler is the "I'll race you to the car" game. Spoiler alert: they always win, and you're left gasping for breath, questioning your life choices.
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Kids have this remarkable ability to ask profound, existential questions at the most inconvenient times, like in the middle of a crowded grocery store checkout line. "Mommy, where do clouds go at night?
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Parenthood is like being in a constant state of deja vu. "I just cleaned this room!" you exclaim as you pick up the same toys for the fifth time today. It's Groundhog Day, but with sippy cups and Legos.
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Parenting is like trying to fold a fitted sheet – it seems impossible, everyone's confused, and somehow there are always socks missing.
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Parenthood is a constant battle between wanting your kids to learn independence and praying they don't figure out how to use the TV remote. Netflix parental controls, activate!
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Being a parent is 90% repeating yourself. It's like living with tiny, opinionated parrots who can't decide if they love or hate broccoli.
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Kids have this uncanny ability to turn a simple trip to the grocery store into a chaotic adventure. It's like they have a radar for the cereal aisle and a homing instinct for the candy section.
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You know you're a parent when "sleeping in" becomes a mythical concept, like unicorns or a tax refund that isn't immediately spent on diapers.
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Parenting is basically trying to negotiate with tiny, irrational dictators who can't be bribed with anything less than a trip to Disneyland.
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