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You ever notice how when it rains, suddenly everyone becomes a meteorologist? "Oh, it's drizzling, better cancel all plans and build an ark just in case!
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Rainy days really bring out my inner philosopher. I stare out the window and think, "Why do we call it 'pouring' when it's raining? Shouldn't it be 'liquid sky dribbling'?
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Rainy days are the only time I understand the struggle of spiders. You spend hours building a web, and then someone comes along with an umbrella and ruins your masterpiece.
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Isn't it ironic how rain can make a garden grow, but it can also make our hair look like we just stuck our fingers in an electrical socket? Nature has a strange sense of humor.
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Rain is the only time we collectively agree that going outside is a terrible idea. "I was planning on going for a jog, but then I heard those raindrops and thought, 'Nah, maybe tomorrow.'
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Rain is like nature's way of telling you it's okay to cancel plans and just stay in bed. It's the universe saying, "You've got my permission to be lazy today!
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Umbrellas are like the Swiss Army knives of adulthood. You never really appreciate them until you're caught in a downpour, and suddenly you're a walking mobile dry zone.
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You know you're an adult when your idea of a great Friday night is staying in, listening to the rain, and contemplating whether you should order pizza or sushi.
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There's something therapeutic about listening to the sound of raindrops hitting your roof. It's like nature's way of saying, "Relax, I've got this. You can just stay inside and enjoy the symphony.
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