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The Umbrella Salesperson
Trying to convince people they need a new umbrella
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My umbrella salesperson friend is always so optimistic. He says, "Selling umbrellas is a breeze. It's like making money while it's pouring outside. Who wouldn't want that liquid sunshine?
The Forgetful Meteorologist
Constantly forgetting to bring an umbrella despite predicting rain
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The forgetful meteorologist has a new invention: an umbrella with a built-in GPS. Too bad he forgot where he put it. Now he's just wandering around in the rain with his phone out, hoping for the best.
The Conspiracy Theorist Raindrop
Believing that raindrops are part of a secret government experiment
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I asked the raindrop conspiracy theorist why he thought rain was a government experiment. He replied, "Because every time it rains, my phone's weather app mysteriously updates. Coincidence? I think not. It's the weather-industrial complex!
The Optimistic Puddle Jumper
Seeing rain as an opportunity for fun
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I asked the optimistic puddle jumper about his secret to happiness in the rain. He said, "Simple. Embrace the wetness! It's like nature's way of saying, 'Hey, let's see how waterproof your shoes really are.'
The Weather Forecaster
Predicting rain on people's parade
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Being a weather forecaster is tough. I told my friend, "You must have a crystal ball to predict the rain." He replied, "No, just a really accurate water droplet-shaped eight ball. It's never wrong, just consistently wet.
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