7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For rail

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What did one rail say to the other? Don't worry, I've got your back!

What do you call a train carrying bubble gum? A chew-chew train!

Why do trains never gossip? They keep things on track and don't want to derail the conversation!

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now I'm training to be a conductor!

What's a train's favorite breakfast? Railroad oats!

Why don't trains ever get lost? Because they always follow their tracks!

Why did the railway break up with the subway? It needed more space in its life!

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