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You ever realize how the rails on a train track are like the guardrails of life? They keep you on track, but sometimes you just want to go off the rails and have a little adventure. Then you remember there's an actual train coming.
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Train stations are the only places where you see people sprinting with a suitcase, and you're like, "Are they late for a business meeting or auditioning for the next Olympic event – Luggage Hurdles?
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You ever notice how train tracks are like the original social media? They connect us all, but there's always that one track that's just on a different schedule, running late, causing delays for everyone else. Yeah, that's my life track.
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You ever notice how people on trains suddenly become experts in body language? Someone coughs, and the whole carriage turns into a bunch of amateur doctors giving each other concerned looks. It's like we're all secretly enrolled in the Train Medical School of Commuting.
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You know, there's something oddly therapeutic about the rhythmic clacking sound of a train on the tracks. It's like nature's metronome, reminding you that life moves forward, even if it is at a slightly delayed pace.
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Train etiquette is a thing, right? I mean, if someone takes the empty seat next to you when there are plenty of other options, it's like an unspoken insult. You start questioning your hygiene, your life choices, and wondering if you accidentally sat on a whoopee cushion earlier.
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I was on a crowded train, and everyone was glued to their phones. I felt like I was in a futuristic silent movie. You look around, and it's just a sea of people with their faces lit up by the glow of their screens. I half expected someone to pull out a typewriter and start composing a tweet in Morse code.
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Trains are like time machines that can only travel to the future. You get on, and the next thing you know, you're at your destination, wondering where the last hour went. It's like a magic trick, but instead of a rabbit, it's your productivity that disappears.
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I was standing on a train platform the other day, and I thought, "Wow, this is the only place where people don't mind waiting for something that's always late." I mean, imagine if your friend said, "I'll be there in 15 minutes," and you're just like, "Cool, I'll be on this platform, looking into the abyss.
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I was on a train recently, and there was this guy who looked like he brought his whole kitchen with him. I mean, he had a toaster, a coffee maker, the whole shebang. I thought, "Is this a train or his mobile breakfast buffet?" I didn't know whether to ask for a ticket or a menu.
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