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Why did the raggedy rug go to school? To get a little patch of knowledge!
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What did the raggedy clock say to the watch? Time has not been kind to us!
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Why did the raggedy scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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Did you hear about the raggedy pencil? It couldn't draw a straight line because it was so worn down!
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Why was the raggedy map always lost? Because it couldn't find its way without being torn apart!
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Why was the raggedy bicycle so slow? It had a lot of wheelie worn-out parts!
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Why was the raggedy umbrella so unreliable? Because it had a lot of holes in its story!
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What did the raggedy flag say to the wind? Stop waving, you're tearing me apart!
Fashionably Raggedy
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I tried to embrace the whole effortlessly chic look, you know, like those models who stroll down the runway looking all raggedy but fabulous? Yeah, turns out there's a fine line between fashionably raggedy and just, well, looking like you've been attacked by a lawnmower.
Raggedy Ambitions
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People always ask me about my life goals. Well, my primary life goal is to have a life less raggedy than a scarecrow in a tornado. Ambitious, I know.
Raggedy Realities
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You ever notice how life is like a pair of old, raggedy socks? No matter how many times you try to pull them up, they just keep sliding back down. I mean, my life is so raggedy, even my to-do list has given up on me!
Raggedy Fitness Routine
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I decided to get in shape, so I bought a gym membership. Turns out, my idea of a workout is lifting a bag of potato chips while binge-watching Netflix. My fitness journey is so raggedy; I should be sponsored by elastic waistbands.
Raggedy Wisdom
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They say wisdom comes with age. Well, if that's true, then I must be the Yoda of raggedy life lessons. I've mastered the art of making mistakes and then turning them into entertaining stories. It's like I have a PhD in Raggedology.
Raggedy Cooking Skills
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I tried following a fancy recipe the other day, thinking I could impress someone. Well, let's just say my kitchen looked like a crime scene, and my dish ended up being the most raggedy excuse for a meal since the invention of instant noodles.
Raggedy and Proud
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They say you should embrace your flaws and be proud of who you are. Well, I've taken that advice to heart. I proudly announce to the world that I am the CEO of a company called Raggedy and Unapologetic Inc. My life may be a mess, but at least I'm the boss of it!
Raggedy Resolutions
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Every year, I make a list of New Year's resolutions, and every year, that list ends up looking more raggedy than my grandma's quilt. My resolutions have now evolved into a single goal: survive the year with minimal embarrassment. So far, I'm failing spectacularly.
Raggedy Relationships
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My love life is so raggedy; it's like a romantic comedy written by a pessimist. You know you're in trouble when your relationship status on social media has more updates than your actual relationship.
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