5 Jokes For Raggedy

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Updated on: Aug 17 2024

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Raggedy Fitness

Trying to get fit, but your workout routine is as raggedy as your commitment to it.
I joined a gym, but it turns out it's more of a social club for treadmills. I spend more time chatting with the elliptical than actually using it.

Raggedy Technology

Dealing with technology that's as raggedy as your internet connection.
I asked Siri for directions, and she led me to a raggedy part of town. I guess she wanted me to take the scenic route through sketchy alleyways.

The Raggedy Barber

When your barber's skills are as raggedy as your haircut.
I asked for a little off the top, and he took off a little of the left, a little of the right, and left the middle looking like a no man's land.

Raggedy Relationships

When your love life is as raggedy as your ex's sense of commitment.
Dating is like playing Minesweeper. You click on a person, and suddenly, boom, you're in a raggedy relationship, wondering where you went wrong.

Raggedy Wardrobe

When your wardrobe is as raggedy as your attempt to stay fashionable.
My closet has more skeletons than my dating history. At least the skeletons have good fashion sense; they've been wearing the same outfit for years.

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