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Why did the musician quit? He lost his key and couldn't find the right chord!
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Why did the gardener quit? He just couldn't find the root of his problems!
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Why did the chicken quit the comedy circuit? Its jokes were too poultry!
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Why did the painter quit? He didn't want to brush off criticism anymore!
Quit While You're Behind?
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Ever had someone tell you, Quit while you're behind? Yeah, that's like telling a sloth to hurry up. I'll quit while I'm ahead... which might take a while!
Quit While You're Ahead?
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So, I was chatting with my grandma the other day, and she's like, Quit while you're ahead. I'm thinking, Ahead of what, Grandma? The guy who's got 12 cats and a sock puppet collection? I think I'm doing just fine!
Quit It!
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You know, my buddy's always telling me, Quit it! And I'm like, Okay, but what exactly? Breathing? Eating? Being this incredibly charming? I've got options here, folks!
Quit Playing Games!
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My mom always said, Quit playing games! Sorry, Mom, but life's too short not to bust out the Monopoly board and destroy friendships over fake money.
Quit Whining!
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My therapist's advice? Quit whining. I said, Oh, is that covered by my insurance plan? I'll take the 'Stop Complaining' package, please!
Quit Dreaming Big!
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They say, Quit dreaming big. But if Elon Musk quit after hearing that, we'd still be waiting for the invention of the wheel, folks!
Quit the Nonsense!
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My boss called me into the office and said, You gotta quit the nonsense. I'm like, Great, does that mean I get a promotion to CEO of Shenanigans?
Quit the Drama!
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My ex texted me, Quit the drama. I'm like, Says the person whose relationship status changes more often than the weather!
Quit Your Day Job!
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My neighbor saw me juggling oranges and said, You should quit your day job! I'm thinking, So, what, become a professional orange juggler? I'm citrus-sceptical about that career move!
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