5 Jokes For Quarter Mile

One Liners

Updated on: May 18 2025

cancel
Rating
Sort By:
I tried running a quarter mile once, but then I realized it's much easier to just buy a car.
I told my computer it could run a quarter mile in just a few seconds. It replied, 'That's nothing, watch me boot up!
I told my friend I could run a quarter mile in 30 seconds. He said, 'That's impossible!' I replied, 'Well, I didn't say it would be in this century.
Why do race car drivers make terrible comedians? Because their jokes always go too fast for the audience!
I started a quarter-mile running club, but it was a short-lived venture.

Post a Comment


How was your experience?
0 0 reviews
5 Stars
(0)
4 Stars
(0)
3 Stars
(0)
2 Stars
(0)
1 Stars
(0)

Topic of the day

Go-somewhere
May 21 2025

0
Total Topics
0
Added Today