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The Sloth
Trying to complete a quarter-mile before the next ice age
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I took part in a quarter-mile race as a sloth. It wasn't about winning; it was about proving that naps can be a competitive sport too.
The Cyclist
Navigating a quarter-mile without a bike
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I entered a quarter-mile race on foot to prove a point. The point being, never take advice from someone who thinks running is fun.
The Drag Racer
Trying to impress everyone in a quarter mile
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Drag racing is like a relationship. You rev up at the start, hope to avoid any bumps, and pray it doesn't end with someone getting burned.
The Speed Walker
Quarter-mile race restrictions on speed walking
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I got disqualified from a quarter-mile race for walking too fast. I guess they didn't appreciate my attempt to make walking look thrilling and dangerous.
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